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[asyka]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..............................No breasts.
Average looking..................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar..
Emotionally Secure..............On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free Spirit..........................Junkie.
Friendship first...................Former Slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned....................No B..J.'s
Open-minded......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very fat.
Large frame...................... ...Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate................Stalker.

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[avk999]

аська, но зачем тебе WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS??